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Transformers: The Last Knight – Movie Review

Transformers: The Last Knight – Movie Review

Transformers: The Last Knight – Movie Review
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Pros
The British chick was super cute, we got to see Marky Mark's abs, and the transforming dragon was really neato. Stanley Tucci was also great, however briefly he was on screen. I loved the relationship between British Lady and Wahlburger, their dialog was really fun and they're both attractive enough to let minor nonsense slide.
Cons
This movie was terrible, the plot was the worst, Mark Wahlberg is not meant for the kind of "transformative" process that his character was supposed to undergo during this movie, he's just not versatile enough as an actor. He's amazing, but despite the fact that there are talking alien cars, every time he spoke, it took me out of the movie because he doesn't enunciate well enough for the amount of dialog he was given.
Summary
I had a LOT of fun watching this movie, that being said it was the same terrible shtick we have come to expect from this franchise. SO, if you're into that crap go see it in 3D IMAX like I did because it's loud and explosion-y and the Transformers are cool. If you're not, wait for cable, don't pay if you don't have to.
Plot1.5
Writing2
Fanboy Factor4.5
Babe Factor3.5
See in Theaters?0.5

 

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