If you’re anything like me, you watch the Oscars every year out of of habit and boredom. You smile and nod appreciatively when your faves win and shake your head when Jennifer Lawrence is again getting a goddamn statue for a blah performance. Ugh. You roll your eyes and wince in secondhand embarrassment when the host does something particularly stupid or when a teleprompted joke garners exactly zero laughs.
So, if you want to add some fun to your Sunday night of commercials, celebrities in expensive clothing, and shut-up-get-off-the-stage creeping orchestral music, play this delightful game of Oscars Bingo! I am sincerely hoping that all of these things happen.
Image from The Wall Street Journal