I know, I know. What else is knew?
The internet has never actively looked for a reason to make fun of Kristen Stewart. The situations just fall into place and become public very quickly. In this particular case, the object of much humor is a poem the actor allowed to be published in a recent Marie Claire magazine interview.
I’ll let you be the judge of her talent. Personally, I know there’s worse out there.
Below, My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole, By Kristen Stewart
I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I’ll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.
And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He’s speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I’m drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine …
Now, can anyone tell me what Kismetly means?