I’m gonna file this one under “Big Useless Bowl of I don’t Care”, but apparently this is the new series regular on How I met your Mother. SHE IS, THE MOTHER! ooooh! shocking. For anyone that actually cares her name is Cristin Milioti and she won a Grammy for an ensemble album thing she did last year. She’s a Leo, was born in Cherry Hill, New Jersey and has never been in a profitable film, never starred in a TV show or even had a recurring role. Somehow she was cast as the female lead in the new Scorsese film “The Wolf of Wall Street” (currently in Post-Production) to play opposite Leo DiCaprio, Jon Favreau, Jonah Hill, and I think Matthew Mc….on-a-hay. I did call around, she’s not dating any of them, so there goes that theory…. welp good for her, meteoric rise to number 1 on the IMDB StarMeter and the promise of an illustrious whirlwind of stardom. How exciting! What a funny industry.